yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
I didn't know people actually cried after sex.
This lady in my dui class just asked what patron was. I feel like she doesn't belong here
Your beautifulness. Funnyness. Sexy hairness. Coolness. Plus you ask google how far wendys is from your house. Will you marry me
When I eventually hook up with a resident lets refer to it as taking a hands on approach to my job
Just seen a lady with the back of her head shaved and the rest of her hair in a pony tail like a sumo wrestler with a 6 inch glass dolphin hair clip. Nothing is going to ruin my day.
Why didn't you tell me I was calling her by her sisters name all night?
Is it weird that I want to have sex wearing my glasses and lab coat while having an actual scientific discussion?
She had an asthma attack and had to stop but insisted on getting me off. It's official she's the one
Another beautiful Sunday, another beautiful day the stick is not positive. Amen.
Grab some lube and condoms and you get a free shirt? College is weird
11% beer and firearms, what could possibly go wrong?
You were making out w/ur brothers coach against a door when someone opened it and you both fell through... Then you continued to make out on the ground
How do you feel about a threesome?
Will you be there?
I'm the one asking!
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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