You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
What's the wine called that we really like and we usually drink it with xanax?
I just bought condoms at Big Lots. please save this text so you can laugh at me in 9 months
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
Blew a line and having a jolly rancher... the day is looking up.
I don't know what kind of soup they made, but it smells like condoms.
I tried to sit on a barstool last night...it was an open trashcan.
At orientation, some girl is asking, loudly, where she can get weed. Everyone looks discussed but are paying very close attention to people's answers.
I think you're my mermaid sister. Separated at birth, by sea.
We were basically fucking on the dance floor. People kept buying us drinks. It really only encouraged us.
She gave you a handy in the bar and you were surprised she was good with a dick?
Hahah good point
He fucked me so well and hard that the couch slid into the Christmas tree. I had to pull branches out of my hair.
Thanks for wearing matching bob ross shirts to the bar with me and referring to every guy as a happy little accident
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