I like the name aiden. he likes stella. I told him they're coming out of my vagina, and I will name them what I damn well please. Stella goes.
he's afraid if he sleeps with me i'll go all lavender brown on him
did you know delaware is a STATE? HOLY CRAP! i didn't till i was hitting on this chick and asked her when she said she was from delaware, which state that was in. crazyness
He was a level 5 clinger dude i dont need to be told how ridiculously awesome i am all the time, if so id just hang out with my mom
I've been practicing for you. Including stockpiling medical supplies for curing hangovers.
its sad that I know 23 beers will fit into my purse
... why is there a bottle of pee on my headboard?
adding to the list of how to lure in freshman boys: take dogs for a walk, yell at them from across the street, sit on the curb at 3 in the morning sobbing
Remember when we were coked out at that house and we were trying to meditate in the bathroom? Who's house were we at?
The entire state will know me by my boobs.
you just have the mind of an innocent, non-tainted child.
YOU KNOW THAT'S BULLSHIT BECAUSE YOU'RE THE REASON IT'S BULLSHIT
WE HAVE WINE WHERE ARE YOU GUYS WE ARE BY THE GIANT EAGLE
I can't base my relationships off of good dick and dogs.
Pillow talk?
can't do it. no eye contact either.
Where have you been all my life
The career specialist read an Onion article to us. Please send help.
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