About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
Alex, there's no such thing as a fancy sex store.
After watching Cinemax for a few months, real porn just grosses me out.
i hope when i become a housewife i'm more of a gretchen and less of a vicky
My mom is making me buy a single zucchini, I look like someone who can't afford a dildo
I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
He ate me out and then left in a hurry and shouted "Sorry to dine and dash" as he left my house
she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
found out that hot proper business chick in my class A) did a bar crawl last 2 night and still showed up to class and B) is 19 and C) so not as proper as I thought D) is single. How the fuck does that work? Freaking superwoman.
Nothing like moscato in your sinuses tobmake your night complete
I think this girl gave me a handjob thinking that I would help her with her cell phone bill
omg. that's awesome
No one parties "Full Karen". She once broke a couple up at the bar, ate the girl out in the bathroom and took the guy home.
I'm in the line at Chipotle thinking: "What combo will best prepare my body for the open bar I'm going to subject it to tonight?"
Think he has a gf
Yea that shit doesn’t necessarily stop me
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