reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
You are an asshole
haha sleeping beauty awakes.
Where did you find this costume?
Dude just fell down the stars trying to leave class early, the prof just looks down at him and says"thats what you get"
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
All we did was argue about ponys and drug dealers
I think for all the guys in my phone, I'm going to change their pictures to pics of their dicks. It's easier to identify them that way.
I'm giving great sideboob & it's being wasted on my parents.
It was the best of bangs; it was the worst of bangs.
That would be an interesting position... Not entirely certain how that'd work!
Gravity is no match for my libido
I will always make you feel special and slightly offended. That's my job.
I jammed my finger giving him a hand job. Don't ask how, I'm still trying to figure that out.
Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
I'll just bring the big suitcase this trip so I don't have to play wine bottle tetris again.
my morning attempts to try to have sex with him was interrupted by the passion of the christ parade going on outside my house
There is a french fry attached to my steering wheel and a note that says "eat me yum yum" can you explain this?
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