I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
you had "tips for anal sex" in your google search history this morning. how was your sunday night?
You seriously looked at the house acorss the street and implied that you thought they had nice Easters.
its like fishing. just send her some cock shots to keep her on the hook then use tequila to reel her in
I'm unshowered, and since I've seen this episode of say yes to the dress, I've decided to go to the store and get a frozen pizza at 10:20 am. I'm crushing life.
I have a calendar reminder for world domination today, you wouldn't happen to know anything about that would you?
You should not be allowed to go away on the weekends I plan on getting drunk on. I need someone to stop me from punching this guy in the face. It's simple room mate etiquette.
It's George Washington's Birthday. Can you not put on some red white and blue and get really drunk for the original Merican??
Martha Stewart has had a one night stand and is unsure if she's had a threesome. I no longer feel slutty.
He just walked in the house and decided to wake everyone up by yelling "I SHIT MYSELF!" We all thought he was joking....we were all wrong.
Getting haircut. The stylist asked about the body paint dried in my hair. I told her there was prob glitter, too. It was a fun night!
He was standing in the living room wearing a Donald Trump wig and looking very disappointed
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