he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
I chugged a bottle of robotussein and i ducking saw a blind lady on a purch sewing a shirt! And a tree portal
she was sure she was an eel. She spent 40 minutes sliterhing on the floor to get to her room
I sat down with you and helped you write your will last night. I was THAT convinced that you weren't waking up.
i keep forgetting that not all of my female friends are bisexual.
But she tried her best to break my penis, so she has a few free passes with me
I can't even go pee because I'm making sure he doesn't run off somewhere naked.
I told the bartender that he could give me back the tip I gave him if he outsmarted me in a battle of wits. He has yet to challenge me.
So getting drunk in honor of the bomb threat is legit right?
Overslept. So hungover. Apparently texting the first person in my contact list the time I would like to wake up is not how the alarm clock in my phone actually works.
She's on her way over to shave my year round sweater vest into a festive argyle sweater vest. Keeper?
No she probably looked into my aura and saw that my penis would ruin her.
Can I get that on a shirt
We were in his kitchen and she turned to me with a straight face and an avocado in her hand and said "Can we steal this?"
Is it completely inappropriate to base my morning after pill purchase on if they sell coffee or not?
I would have wore underwear last night if I knew I had to change a tire this morning
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