if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
I can't believe you blew on her face.
I feel that every long term relationship needs at least one big,load delivered straight between the eyes.
And then he asked me why the subtitles were in Arabic. The television was off.
I wish you got a notification every time someone masturbated to a Facebook picture of you...
If you can't find your cat in the morning it's cause i put him in the laundry basket and then put the laundry basket in the shower.
You. Me. A bottle of Vodka. The wilderness.
We should give each other good-luck-on-your-finals head in the morning.
I got another blow job proposal last night. Skills.
I'm not even mad. I was just trying to get a boner, you're the one that had to see that
make that a herd of moose. they will be my moose minions
You just sat there for two solid hours staring at your monitor and every five minutes screamed "LEGOOOOOS"
I love you but I don't want to see you naked.
You wrapped yourself in tin-foil and told us you were Iron Man. I have pictures.
But I only have 2 emotions angry and horny
I think my life is a one-way ticket to blackout city.
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