Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
The make-up sex just reminded me why we broke up in the first place.
For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
I dare you try and top an Eiffel tower full of Margarita
they fed me a peach. i was laying on the floor telling them how beautiful they were
It was sunday, you had a camel back of bloody mary stumbling around a dog park with no dog.
Thank god Shes going home for winter break, gives my dick a chance to recover from those "bjs." Youd think a senior could suck a dick by now.
He's socially awkward. He has a big dick. We've had this talk before, they're socially awkward because they don't leave the house they just sit home and play with it.
sometimes when you're high at work you just have to say fuck it and eat the dog treats
He told me he was married and then fingered me on the kitchen counter. It was awkward to explaining the broken toaster to my roommates this morning...
So I'll be starting a scrapbook from all the mugshots of the guys I've slept with
You fell asleep standing up against the shower wall
It's gonna be me and some oreos tonight. Basically like sex
You were throwing up into a trash can full of used condoms. I had to intervine.
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