Hey, go out with us like you promised. You're younger than us and should be able to handle your coke problem with grace.
Dude i dont know how people can complain that waterboarding is such a bad thing. I just sat through a fucking puddle of mudd show. Now thats torture
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
just skyped with my friend to listen in on the people talking shit about me in the library. creepy or strategic?
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
I just dropped off shoes at Mike's hotel. The chick he hooked up with last night stole his phone and shoes.
this girl is like a spa retreat for my dick
I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
You are the tramp this city needs, but not the one it deserves.
We BOTH lost our virginities there. It's basically a landmark.
I found out he put two potatoes in a jar because he wants to make his own vodka.
I woke up in my neighbors backyard with glitter on my teeth and sparklers super glued on my bra. which part was your fault?
You made the lady who made your cheeseburger sign the box so that when she got famous you would have her autograph.
a day off where I don’t get laid would be worthless
Sorry I drunk. I wouldn’t eat those pancakes. I think I put glitter in them.
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