I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
I just told my boyfriend I think I might be pregnant using Emoji icons....
which icon did you use to tell him he's not the father?
I found those 18 whoppers we bought.
Have $25 to my name but it's $2 pitchers. I have no choice but to go.
90 In a 65. Talked my way out of it with the i have to poop story. i am the ticket jesus
then he asked me if i wanted to "handle his wingman"
Just saw all the pictures from the party. I'm wearing a different shirt in every single one.
What is their policy on bow ties and belligerence?
I LOVE YOU NO MATTER HOW MANY BALLS YOUVE SUCKED
It was only funny because some guy across the street was getting his mail and he just stopped and watched me throw up everywhere
tom claimed she had a star tattooed around her buttonhole. i am not prepared for this era of skankyness
Yeah I don't remember how I got home last night
Judging from my pants, I embarrassed myself smh
I still don't know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.
He stopped mid thrust ... To check snap chat .. From his roomie
I can feel the shame as I walk down your hallway.. good night
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