She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
the only thing i knew about you is that u dated jordan and were potentially interested in a threesome
but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
All i remember was you crying naked on the bathroom floor because you were cold. I got you a blanket and you kept kicking it off and crying because you were still cold.
ill give you food and tequilla and penis and joy
I am convinced that after two dates and a few adult sleepovers that he still doesn't know my name.
Also this guy fingered me at the bar and then gave me his card
So the guy I hooked up with during welcome week just tried to booty call me from across the lecture hall at 9am. I don't think he gets how this works...
In my top drawer right now, there are see's chocolates, condoms, weed, and my vibrator. One way or another, this is going to be a good night
Was Mr. ROBOT good? I missed it. I just fucked dental hygienist on the trampoline in my backyard
She's takin more dicks this month than I have in my life by the sounds of it
The smoothie place is closed, but the liquor store is open and wine is kinda like a smoothie.
YOU WAXED MY CAT YOU SICK FUCK
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
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