"Is there dairy in semen?" was in her recent google searches...so she's lactose intolerant AND a slut.
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
I'm guessing "whatever I can get" wasn't the reply the nurse wanted when asking what med I need. Oh, and asked for a cartoon band-aid.
They were done having sex when I went to the room. They had that look on their faces.
Disappointment?
His thanks his mom for not having an abortion at his wedding toast. I love frat weddings.
He leaned off the deck, puked a waterfall of beer, looked back at everyone and said "it was just a burp".
Either I'm too drunk or she gave me a hand job to the rhythm of jingle bells.
I just bought emergency deodorant at Dominick's and put it on in front of a homeless man while waiting for the bus. He laughed and said 'girl, you a mess'. This is my life.
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
It's like we're in an emotionally distant three-way and there's not even sex to show for it.
I'm at that point in my life where keeping an extra pair of underwear in my purse is normal.
We were 69ing, but at an angle so we could both still watch Wall-E
Sorry my friend with benefits tried to run you over with his car
His mom let me come to his house for a Booty call at 4am. She even cooked us breakfast in the morning and told me im a better moaner than his girlfriend of 4yrs.
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