Too much gin, very little bucket
I can hear the condescending tone from the atm when it asks if $3 is all I would like to deposit
he walked down the highway for 3 miles at 4 am, and got me coffee on the way. i dont think a blow job would have been enough.
Today my mom told me "that's what worries me about you getting blacked out drunk... You don't look pretty"
I may or may not be negotiating a deal of baked goods for socks...keep you posted
The best part of last night was the women's softball game on the TV at the strip club
IM DRINK YORE HIFH WE ARE POSTERCHOLD OF AMERICA
Looking through my moms phone and find a pic if a dick. Scarred for life.
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
I'm experimenting with sincerity
I may or may not of seen my high school physics teacher making out with my old high school boyfriend at the bar last night
OMFG I JUST SEARCHED DILDO ON THE WORK SHARED AMAZON ACCOUNT!!!!!
IM FILLED WITH SANDWICHES AND SELF LOATHING
I was so high I forgot how to swallow food, and I just kept thinking "thank god its just mashed potatoes, they'll go down eventually"
Yea.. And you'll love me a whole lot more when I start letting my vagina make all the decisions..
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