I'm pregaming with America's Best Dance Crew.
Do a shot everytime Lil' Mama mispronounces a word.
I'm pretty sure my penis yawned halfway through. That loose.
Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
I just took my birth control with a water bottle I found in my purse with vodka in it in Spanish class. 10am is still too early for me.
I wonder if her husband knows I have my own drawer at the apartment
The light burnt out and he thinks the power is out in the whole house. He is cooking a hog dog over two candles. I'm gonna see if he'll make me one
She makes margaritas with lemon-lime 5 hour energy..thats brilliant
and you were wondering how she got into Harvard
What's goes good with Everclear?
Pepto-Bismol and a sandwich.
I accidentally told my mom I broke my drug nail this weekend
Went to open youtube this morning, and the last search was "ten hours of whale sounds" Best pillow talk ever!
I would fuck him just for his dog
A stripper set a mans ass on fire... the club smelled like burning ass and boxers.
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
I haven't been drunk for four days and just realized I haven't taken a shit for three. This can't be healthy.
Which part?
Randomize
