her vagine was all disorganized.
he just had his sister send me a message about how he's not a creeper
Was his mother too busy breastfeeding him to do it?
he sent her a picture of his penis to show that he "trusts her" or some shit like that..well she showed it to me, and let me just tell you..it looked like a freaking slug or something. creepiest penis i've ever seen. hands down
Those former-lesbian gone white-trash bars always seem to be your favorite.
our school mascot just walked into class and threw condoms everywhere. welcome to college
he asked me to help him wrap his girlfriends birthday presents. Dont worry we fucked right after.
Im so ripped right now that i just filled the almost empty bottle of choc syrup with milk and drank it straight out of the bottle. It was on pointttttt.
She begged me for sex again. I felt like I was telling a homeless person I didn't have any change.
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
Your sister reminds me of me at her age. Stop her while you can.
I will fight anything that is not spinning right now
No, man, we stole the housekeeper's key and we're just going room to room raiding mini fridges. Hurry
Logan has the vodka and snickers. We're making a run for it. Room 302
$150 and 3 orgasms. Dogsitting is awesome.
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
you tried to strip tease your way into canada but got arrested instead. don't worry, your mom doesn't know.
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