Is showing up wearing the condom a bit presumptus
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
So, I picked up my 7 ft tall lamp post and used it to close my door. I feel quite accomplished.
Right before he passed out, he said "Stuporman, coming in for a landing"
he turned two sober chicks into 7 drunken girls...he's my hero
We talked him into tasing himself.
Just pissed by glowstick light. Bad idea.
Sorry, they don't make maternity Power Ranger suits...
It was great. They teamed up to hit on these two frat boys all night, until the frat boys started making out with each other. The looks on their faces...
Cuz I feel like I ate the whole candy isle at 7/11 last night and chased it with rum
You pretty much did tho
"He was so not worth staining my backseat for."
Yeah he told me he wanted a serious relationship, but he's posting pictures of his dick on Kik.
You yell at me for being attracted to older guys and you're over here condoning murder
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
That confirms what we've all known all along. I'm a bad gay. I have no fashion sense.
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