I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
I knew we should have skipped class earlier, my lab partner is drunk from last night and making up his own experiments.
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
I'm gonna have to flying elbow somebody tonight in memory of Macho Man
His words said "save me", but his penis said "I'll take my chances"
She was throwing my stuff away and then before I knew it she was sucking my dick. It was like some fucked up sour patch kids commercial
he gifted me a vibrator as he was breaking up with me. you tell me how my night went
You don't know how badly I want to just hold you as a soup spoon holds a bisque
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
Nothing says "forever alone" like receiving a friendship bracelet from your parents.
It was a blind-side dick pic.
However, you did manage to order seven different drinks while fingering her at the packed bar - it was like watching the pizza men pound the dough in the windows
Is it fucked up to venmo someone for plan-b?
GOD I WOULD STAB DANNY IN THE EYE WITH HIS OWN PENIS
.........That big, huh?
No. I would cut it off
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