Turns out drinking large amounts of Gentleman Jack does NOT turn you into a Gentleman -- quite the opposite actually.
you're bored at work aren't you?
I'm toying with the idea of beating off under my desk
We walked in and the first thing we heard was, "OH SHIT! White chicks!" Naturally, I made some new male friends.
about to try to wax my asshole... wish me luck
i only understood the part that said mucho orgasmos
It's amazing how many friends she makes simply by carrying that flask of whiskey everywhere she goes.
Got my bloodwork back and my liver is in tip top shape. Apparently blacking out 5 nights a week isn't cutting it, so we've got to step it up until I see that all of my hard work is actually paying off and doing some damage.
They're re-releasing Titanic in 3-D. Can I interest you in a joint venture to create the greatest drinking game of all time? I think yes
Your mother liked my album on facebook that's only filled with drunk pictures. I don't know what to feel about this
Things I Learned Tonight: I have no future in goat wrangling. Herding. Whatever you call the ridiculosity that just transpired.
I went to the bar without a bra on pretty sure you can go to Taco Bell drive thru with no pants
I think the lady at jack in the box started crying when we put in our order.
He came on my favorite pants. He is dead to me.
You kept apologizing to your car for talking behind its back
Tomorrow's lesson plan is going to be on hangovers and why drinking during the week is never a good idea. I hope my boss approves.
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