Don't feel obligated to get back to me but I think I just fell in love with a middle aged waitress at the Dennys in waco. She's used but in good condition.
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
so he was shitfaced and kept using sticky notes to label everything like "beer spill" and "going to fuck later"
at least 'blackout me' had enough sense to take the puke covered duvet off the comforter.
You were walking around with a baby carrier pretending your vodka was a baby. You tried to get pictures on santas lap
When I find myself drinking from a boot I just go with it and refuse to ask why.
I totally just potholed and almost crashed while trying to lick salsa off my boob.
You said you didn't want to drink anymore so you started shooting vodka down the back of your throat using a syringe. Oh, and then you aimed it at my eye ball...vodka in the eye hurts btw.
Nothing like pulling a bottle of vodka out of your purse at 7am in the security line to make your fellow passengers uncomfortable...
I keep telling myself that if Britney can make it through 2007, I can make it through this date.
I've found my soulmate with the cardboard Dos Equis man.
I also fell asleep on the side of a tree so like I hit my lowest point there but it was a good time
Not as bad as when you were sitting in the pond getting fed water
You know you were really drunk last night when you woke up and had someone else's jacket with their car keys and medical marijuana that you wore home from the bar and no sign of your actual jacket.
I walked into your room and you were wearing party beads, a foam finger, and reading the dictionary. Good night?
I peed in my closet, which at the time looked like a sparkly bathroom...
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