Pls tell me she didnt actually sign a nutsack.
she asked if she could keep her bee antennas on during her mugshot. i love halloween.
I'm going to make him fall in love with me one blow job at a time.
Fine. Just this once and because its veterans day will I send you a picture of my tits. You're lucky I love this country.
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
It's blow job season.
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
DON'T WEAR PANTS.
I REPEAT.
DO. NOT. WEAR. TROUSERS.
I mean, unless you wanna just let me lie there while you fuck me and pour water into my mouth
Hey, I think I showed you a picture of my nephew while we were fucking last night. Sorry, I know it's weird, I just really love that kid. Again, sorry.
I just spilled a shot of Patron on your mom.. Body shots may be happening. You better get here quick.
The contents of my fridge consist of alcohol, Nuva ring, and cheesecake. I'm that girl.
Oh my fucking god, I was conceived on the first date.
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
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