Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
Why are there hot girls at the dollar store?
The recession has changed everything man.
fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
a stripper queefed in my friends mouth last night and it reminded me of you. miss you
We were making out when she went into convulsions. At least now I know she's allergic to peanuts.
So you have no knowledge as to why I am hearing loud repetitive mooing from next door?
thanks for being my moral compass. and thanks for not always pointing north so i can be slutty and not feel bad about it.
Wake up. Pour coffee. Open blinds. Guy is skipping class and jacking off furiously to Asian porn. Close blinds. Finish coffee. So this must be what med school is like.
One day her vagina is just going to shrivel up and seal itself with it's self preservation mechanism
I don't know if I should feel proud or ashamed of myself...ashamed for making myself a drink at 6:15am or proud for actually being awake that early.
Right when he asked me if I was on birth control my dad walked in. This is my fate.
Holy shit last night was like the irresponsible Olympics for me
I got caught throwing up in my daughters princess potty... On the bright side it played a rewarding tune afterwards.
I just texted my mom from a strip club.
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