It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
If facebook stalking was a job I would totally pown it
what, no i told him that it wasnt nessesary to put all 5 fingers in my vagina
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
The first song on his sex mix was "highway to the danger zone"
He came on my face. Threw a towel at me. Stole my weed. And left. I thought this would be over after we graduated?
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Luckily my prof thought I was puking from nerves and gave me motivational mini speeches the entire final.
took some adderal to make my alochol withdrawl less shitty. now im just concentrating on how badly i need a drink
She proposed we share a dildo. Hopefully she was joking.
I just figured out the time exactly by how many shots and beers that I've had since this morning. I either have a terrible problem, or a great solution.
I think I maybe realized he was too old for me when I went into his bathroom and he had anti aging face cream.
There should be a Doritos delivery van or something.
Don't judge me 👊🏼 his dick just whispers my name
That car ride home was pretty awkward. Your feeling up the girlfriend to the guy who's throwing up out the window. Thanks for that.
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