so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
My mother's day gift to my mother is to promise never to tell her 95% of the stories I've accumulated in my life.
I'll see ya tonight at your house...and I'm bringing you a special treat that starts with a V and ends with us eventually going to rehab one day.
To my wonderful winter break booty calls: thank you for making this holiday season enjoyable. I look forward to seeing you boys again this summer.
I think I need to donate blood to see if I have Hepatitis. Again.
I got back at him the only way I knew how, by hooking up with the guy he hates from their rival fraternity.
Oh, and i love you too. Im just a selfish dick who had to talk about myself first
Being drunk is way better. Seriously, I just licked your brother to make sure my spit was actually real.
I think my nap took me to another dimension
I am thinking about buying a decorative chest for all our sex stuff....
What color nail polish screams, "Either fuck me or get the hell out of my way"?
A world without bacon flavored condoms is not one I want to live in.
Our livers are going to hate us.
It's okay, they're regenerative. God wanted this.
The heart wants what the heart wants, and once again it’s a guy with brown hair, wears a chain, and has a nicotine addiction.
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