yeah. then i thought it would be a good idea to show them how hairy my armpits were, so they'd be distracted from the bush in my pants. EPIC FAIL.
happy birthday! Any relationship between us is now officially illegal.
We left live chickens on the basement slip n slide. Good luck finding your car keys
Your beautifulness. Funnyness. Sexy hairness. Coolness. Plus you ask google how far wendys is from your house. Will you marry me
WE COULD TOTALLY DO ECSTASY AND GO TO THAT CAT SHELTER OFF OF BROADWAY.
All I remember from the concert was leaving in an RV full of middle aged people playing circle of death
Sure. But we have to be quiet.
Ninja mode activated
Should I take a fireball shot or brush my teeth?
STOP PUTTING PICTURES OF JONAH HILL IN MY KITCHEN CABINETS!
I downloaded the presidential playlists for offline listening. And Obama made a night one so we have presidential approved fuck jamzzzzz. Thanks Obama!
I can't trust your balls anymore.
Hey, you should go to your facebook ASAP... i'm guessing you're wasted but you just uploaded a picture of someones dick...and everyones taking bets now if its Rick or Mikes..
I just watched someone put a diaper on a cat..I'm to high for this.
Just called to hear your voice and talk about pizza.
i got my period today. mid walk of shame and im wearing a shirt that says stay classy. my life is a joke.
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