I must be too annoying 4 u.
the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
Just walked pass a bum on the way to a coinstar... awkward
Any girl that compares her vag to a hot ham sandwich is beyond a slut
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
why do you have a stuffed bear wearing a thong and a seatbelt in your backseat??
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
She was moaning so loud as i walked out of the room her roommates gave me a standing ovation... i think they are next
oh yeah, there may or may not be a large boa loose in the house when you get home.
Text me back. Urgent. It is a porta Keep the portal alive.
Is this the acid talking?
This is a sacred holiday in the land of the free! I do what I want!
I was gonna jerk off, but then I thought about that movie last night and it killed that idea. I have serious boner trauma.
A seagull just tried to steal my cellphone
Does going to a local bar count as taking part in Small Business Saturday? Asking for a friend
She drank my rum. I had sex in her bed and didn't wash the sheets. We're even.
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