I feel like our bond as friends is a lot stronger now that I've talked to you on the phone while having sex.
is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
Honey, If i waited till marriage I wouldnt know what a dick tasted like.
she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
from now on when you get up to pee in the middle of the night, check to see if im sleeping in your parking lot.
i do.
Im beginning to think that if I ever write an autobiography it will have to be mostly fill in the blank.
I feel like I'm sitting in a sleigh of puddy. It's not a bathtub though because you need a sleigh to go down a mountain.
do you remember the combo for the lock to my pants?
How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
I love that there are toys on the counter. Coffee, tea, wine bottles, gag ball, and handcuffs.
My kitchen gets me.
I smoked too much. I'm sitting on my balcony and I keep getting lost. Help me
I woke up and he already had a joint rolled waiting next to the bed. Love.
In my defense, the second lapdance I gave was because of a dare.
Is 10AM too early for pizza and Dr. Pepper?
Only if 5PM is too early to be drunk. And when has that ever stopped us?
He woke me with blue berry pancakes and a blow job. He's a keeper.
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