We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
you puked in the cab and all over yourself and tried to convince the cabby it was there already when he got upset... then you puked again. not too convincing are you
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
There is a 15" subwoofer mounted inside our fridge. I've never been more proud of myself.
He once got bit in the face by a dog and still got laid the same night. He owns Memorial Day Weekend
Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS
If the Cards come back I will fly to St Louis and shit in a very public place.
And then you told me I had large hands and looked like a girl who would have an illegitimate child that I never talked about
Hey, what did you end up doing with those ski goggles?
Anything is possible. I didn't even know I was wearing the toilet cover as a hat
In light of your oncoming completion of twenty-three years of personhood, I feel a pressing need to blast country-pop phenomenon Taylor Swift's hit single "22" in your general direction until midnight.
He sent me a 2am email the just said "Ping". Nerdiest booty call ever.
Someone called asking about the gate code and I said "hashtag" for # instead of "pound." Ugh. I feel so dirty.
His parents then knew me as the blackout who took care of him and stole his watch
sad thing: we were only a shot away from an orgy. good thing: we all got laid.
I'm sitting in the hospital with him while he's still half drunk with a busted leg because he thought he could do parkour off a rock
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