Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
I just wasted my iTunes Gift Card on a season pass for Hannah Montana. Bad decision?
I'm sitting in class drinking a forty out of a paper bag. No ones said anything yet. I think my professor is trying to ignore me. Better start yelling louder.
My fave moment of today was you sitting in a hot pink innertube puking into the ocean in front of a lot of children. i would have held your hair back but the ocean did it for you.
My dinner guests were so drunk they never realized that I inadvertantly put Frosted Mini Wheats on the salad instead of crutons.
In their defense you were hugging a watermelon for a good portion of the trip
CORAL IS FAR MORE RED THAN HER LIPS RED
Oh god you're Sonnet 130 drunk, aren't you.
Got a minor my first day of college from the bike police. I'm gonna like it here
and then you two started interpretive dancing to Mozart
Are you on your way? Get your date and black out with me. Democracy's at stake.
At least they play good movies in the waiting room of the pregnancy resource center.
I asked my boyfriend if he wanted a bong for his birthday but he instead asked for corndogs
the cheaper the better
Something I never want to forget. I'm in a porta potty and she is outside knocking on the door going "You're a queen. You're a queen. Never think any different"
On a scale of one to ten how bad is it that the first cardio I've done in months is jogging to the bars?
I'll just go with dedication.
How did I get up here...did jesus lift me up
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