Just fell off a train. Bad.
well thats why i like him. because he makes you happy. on the other hand i think he masturbates too much while texting you.
Sometimes I forget to take my socks off when I masturbate. This always makes me feel like I'm accidentally in a porn.
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
think he just told me if I need to shit I should go outside.
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
I woke up at 5am to tell him I wanted to take his dick on la Tour de France, I might need a nap later
I want to have sex with Will Smith. I guess I have a thing with 90s sitcom stars. Stamos, Joey Lawrence, John Goodman.
no it was
but you compared your dick to a female disney character
Do not take the D yet, he needs to be worth it. Your Vagina is GOLD.
Sorry I steam cleaned at 1:30 in the morning and that i'm such a drunk dumb child. On the bright side, my carpet has ever looked better.
Anyway, that's been my evening- crying and looking up diabetes symptoms. How was your night?
I’m 37 with a career and a home and yesterday my niece set up Snapchat so I can sext with my 22 year old boyfriend/fuck buddy. Yes. Yes I’d say I need help?
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