I'd wear matching sweaters with you
I'm just sayin u wanted to sleep after ur paper. I can make u sleep
Im wearin a dollar bill hat and tgkin a big girl home. Lifi is gmwnd
well we can cross tagging a chick in a movie theatre off the list of things to do before we die
Are you okay?
Don't worry. Self-respect preserved. My speech was Grey's quality... I made him cry.
just because you dressed up as a brontosaurus doesn't mean you can poop in my yard and roar at my neighbors
I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
Seriously he's so hot. And it's so hard to flirt with a deaf guy
Is there really anything more beautiful than opening a fresh box of wine on a Friday afternoon?
I'm hungover from arbor mist I'm so white
no, I didn't go in the end. Too hungover and hot, plus Star Wars is on so obviously I'm having a naked day.
If someone told me one person in the department was secretly a death eater, I would suspect her, no contest.
This love triangle bullshit is getting out of hand. It's now a love polygon and I want out
I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
Just FYI: if you happen to notice a liquid of some sort on my kitchen counter with an interesting color/ texture, don't taste it
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