Dude, I'm in her bathroom and there's crab shampoo... is it worth the risk?
You're missing what this discovery implies... she's got a fucking bush.
I wish there were wingman of the year awards.
One of her kids, Dakota I think, got stuck in a ceiling fan and she had a fit, thats when she found the penis hat.
I'm officially my mother.. Smoking in the garage pretending to take the dog out in a big ugly jacket
In case you were wondering, transporting lube in a ziploc bag is just as bad of an idea as it sounds.
The liquor store was handing out free shots of some new expensive vodka, but they caught on the fourth time we came back in different outfits. Politics.
When the cop tells you to leave the pool, does that mean you have to put your bathing suit back on too?
Sometimes I love sober logical me. She makes rare appearances but when she does she shines.
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
was I really that bad?
you army crawled across the kitchen floor, turned the cat into "super kitty" and crawled into the dog cage
Came home plastered at 8am. Roommate had hot glued all the ashtrays and various items to their surfaces. Couldn't handle it. Went back to the bar.
pray to the hookup gods
Cookies and nudity, all you need in life
So...a chick sucked my crank...now her dog is licking my feet. I feel like a pharoh on vacation.
Three cans of beer can fit in the shower catty... multi tasking
I'll bring spiced rum
I am not drinking that devil juice
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