We could sell used underwear with pictures of us wearing them.
He was doing push ups, crunches and jogging in place in front of the restaurant. I'm not too sure I want to eat there if it requires immediate exercise following the meal.
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
He measures volume by how much weed he can put in it and surface area by how many people can have sex in it.
I fell alseep but then some dude picked me up. Comforter and all stuck a blunt in my mouth and carried me back downstairs because "I wasn't done partying"
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
Well I will be attending the wedding with a flask of wine, potentially with a straw, and POM POMS for cheering purposes. Needless to say I will be well lubricated by your arrival..
All I remember is lecturing my dog about how she's a lucky bitch to have a structured eating and shitting schedule.
Someone just asked me if I was chewing red hot gum.... I'm LITERALLY SWEATING OUT FIREBALL.
He's nice to look at and knows the difference between your and you're. I win.
One of my favorite March activities is cropdusting people while wearing a kilt.
I told him I might be pregnant and he said he'd buy me a test and a twix bar. I'm marrying him. Tomorrow.
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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