in my lab write-up should i mention that i watered my plant with tequila?
Indoor beer darts at Rafs just turned into a trust exercise of putting your hand on the wall and closing your eyes while the other throws.. Almost gave Cale a Tracheotomy
Haha at least the one I have like that you can't tell we are completely drunk and you're about to kick a glass out of my hand in a fit of joy over pizza.
I saw a crackhead in a ballerina outfit riding a bike while waving her hands and one leg in the air. Never seen such talent in my life
Ps we ordered a pizza at the pool today and I dropped the entire thing in the pool. We still ate it. #canthang
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
Also, don't forget your plan to die young at a shrooms-fueled orgy.
You cant use biscuit as a chaser
I buy a new bowl every time I get a new guy. It's retail therapy.
I was desperate and wasn't about to let my cereal get soggy so I ate it on the toilet. Don't let me repeat last night.
I stole an accordion from the bar
Accidentally
I'm having ragrets about stealing the accordion
Dude, my vagina feels like new again! I love antibiotics. How's your day?
You are a genius and a whore.
You shouted “im bobby labonte!” In the process of shoutgunning a beer. He said you were too redneck for him...
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