i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
You know, if there were no such thing as marriage, i don't think porn would exist.
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
I'm pretty sure there was a language barrier but he knew what "harder" meant.
i woke up wearing her shoes. this night isn't going on my highlight reel
I just watched the lion king for the first time in years. It's like the equivalent of a really good blow job.
There are so many Jimmy John's employees here
Where are you?
Jimmy John's.
I've already reverted to sweat pants. And lonely drinking.
This is what my life has come to. Drinking champagne alone yelling at the dog because no one wants to hang out with me
I rolled joints beforehand. Lit a candle. Ghetto rigged taping the 40's on my hands and then lit the joint using the flame of the candle.
I'm so proud of your modern ingenuity
lets talk about you, dubstep, and a bunny suit.
I think he's trying to finish jacking off before throwing up again
My mom just said "okay girls, the ONLY thing i ask is that you stay sober Saturday afternoon, until halfway through lunch. And you don't wear that crystal camo hat. This is a funeral, not a tailgate party"
Best wishes.
She's nice. But even when I am with her I am thinking of her mom, literally the hottest woman on earth.
The abomination is in progress. At least one barista side eyed me and the other has fear in her eyes
Randomize
