Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
Sign #1 this conference will suck: Ice breaker question, how many proud virgins do we have in the room, overwhelming response. Looks like I'm not getting laid this weekend.
i hooked up with some kid with a broken arm and he wouldnt even let me sign his cast
There was a reason that "Throat Warrior 2011" was written on my martini glass. He said my title was undisputed.
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
There's a drag queen here that reminds me strongly of you. You should try crossdressing.
It's been over a year since we've been get-so-drunk-you-throw-beer-cans-at-fat-girls-drunk together. That needs to change.
Making drunken Mac n cheese at 3 am I understand why witches constantly stir their cauldrons. Much more homogenized temperature and slim chance of boiling over. Good job witches.
we left when one of the guys tried to stick himself with an IV that he found
And after we debated politics. My dream come true: naked, just got done having great sex with a hot mixed guy, talking about why social welfare programs are a bad idea
We were having sex in the gardens when the grounds keeper walked up on us. He gave me a thumbs up and walked away
I know but at least you've never been asked to have sex dressed up like Catwoman
That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool
I'm drunk. And I'm alone. Eating chicken fingers in my underwear. I'd say life is grand.
Yes please. My parents would fucking love him and I'd love fucking him. That's a win-win if I've ever seen one.
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