Just met a synchronized swimmer, can you imagine the things she could do in the water
Legs for days
Harpoon that
why is it impossible to run with a back pack without looking like a giant d-bag?
haha... you gave me a great visual of you in high white socks running with a backpack with eye of the tiger playing in the background
that only happened once.
We named our party play list daddy issues
How'd it feel making her break her religion?
turns out Discover card thinks that if you spend $450 at four different liquor stores in one evening that the card "must have been stolen"
I skipped class, don't know why though bc all I did in the meantime was cook pancakes and watch infomercials..my life sucks
can you look at this picture and tell me if you think this my kid?
I have two stamps on my hand....ones from the bar and one is from an aquarium...care to explain?
You said that you were drinking out of a pan, and then went on to apologise to 'Jesus and all the other guys' for drinking on a Sunday.
Puke, feathers, beads, and solo cups all on my way to class. I'm surprised anyone's alive after this weekend.
even my drug dealer wished me a happy birthday before my mother did.
I hope the lord has blessed you with many tampons, child.
She puked off the side of the cruise ship onto a newlyweds balcony table and they watched it all happen then they made her clean it up
Dude how much would someone have to pay you to get you to slide your vagina across a bald man's head because Honestly I'd do it for the experience alone. but money would be nice too\n\nI'm thinkin like 500 bucks. Maybe 700
Why are you like this.
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
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