nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
I don't think its a good idea if I moon a whole bar again
omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
I cant even remember his name or what he looked like. all I remember is what the tattoo on his forearm looked like.
well, he kindof looked like a walmart greeter. I tried to stop you
and on the fourth day, god made foam parties.
Don't worry we will all be making bad decisions soon
That's the most comforting thing I've heard in months
This is not 2004 anymore. It's not acceptable to get fingered while watching 'Ferngully' in a basement full of your friends.
Do you think it's wrong for me to hop on that dick before he realizes that he's gay?
I am in an eBay bidding war over a build a bear one direction tshirt, this is who you choose to bone
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.
Sorry about the Christmas balls dude. At the time I thought they were festive as fk but I see now I've just spent too much time on the internet
woke up this morning to a baggy full of adderall and two redbulls..i'm gonna marry this guy one day
Best news I’ve heard all day. Cookies and dick. What more could a girl ask for?
Did you finish that presentation yet?
No but don’t worry about it. I do my best work in the middle of the night. I’m like a hamster.
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