its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
I fucked **** last night, don't tell mike
this is mike. we're done.
carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
honey bunches of taint.
I want to fuck you with a popsicle till it melts then eat it out of you
Really.
There is a good chance that the other night after a wedding reception i was at that i mailed you a drink coaster.
Oh my God. He stopped counting at 22.. His senior year. I feel the STDs infecting my taint as we speak.
It's like a teen mom casting at the Obgyn's office. I feel great about my positive life decisions.
I remember it because it was right after the sadness and right before the sluttiness. The calm before the storm if you will
you 2 were alone in the living room and the dog walked in and you started yelling what are all these people doing in here
Body paints and jello. Your canvas awaits
Another sexterpiece awaits
He told me I smelled like fruit loops and then bit me on the tit
Let's go get coffee and handcuffs.
only I would find a long lost relative through a craigslist casual encounters ad
It was ok until his mom walked in and asked if he turned on the crock-pot...
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