Just wanted to let you know that I always win at "whose ex is crazier" because of you.
Just pissed in my own closet. Had no idea adult dinner parties could he so awesome.
I can coach you back to consumption. Think of it kinda like Rocky II.
Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
Her voice kills me. Its the perfect pitch to fuck with my hangover.
I like that we've become good enough friends again that I can make fun of your penis without it being awkward
Where did this racoon skin hat, stop sign and bag full of tacos come from?
Narnia or $5 pitcher night either way
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
I took the pregnancy test for shits and giggles, but neither shits nor giggles were had.
The main motivators in my life are my sex drive and spite
I AM A GOOD PERSON AND THEREFORE I DESERVE QUALITY DICK!
We probably are going to die. So. Thanks for agreeing to be my Maid of Honor even though I torture you.
Well I've always wanted to get head while playing WoW...
K I'll do it, but mine is going to be WAY weirder. Your not allergic to shellfish, right?
Would you be opposed to me keeping a live lobster in the shower for a bit?
He is obviously into the really short sex we have.
Randomize
