He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
i've noticed that whenever i have to ask myself "would i be doing this if i was sober?" the answer is probably no.
Peed in a church parking lot last night. As if Jesus didnt hate me enough already.
Um, yeah. You lit my birthday candles with a joint. Mom= not happy.
He's reached the drunk point where he's trying to convince the family to buy falcons as pets. Can't wait to see how my steak turns out
I'm stuck on the dance floor between two fat people. I don't think they feel my existence. Please help.
just saw someone climb out of the dumpster at cvs and start walking down the street like it was completely normal
I just had a fifteen minute conversation with a Raccoon by the garbage bin. I was feeding it chex mix.
Sorry about flashing you in front of your mom.
I pulled up iMessage on my computer and I'm pretty sure two people in my class saw that dick pic you sent. Sorry!
He said I gave him the best head he's ever had and I bowed. I BOWED.
ACTUALLY FUNNIEST MOMENT OF THE NIGHT WAS WHEN YOU WERE TALKING TO HIM AND YOU SAID "WHEN YOU MEET ME IN REAL LIFE I WILL BE A LOT ANGRIER." And then he said "WHEN I MEET YOU IN REAL LIFE I WILL BE LESS DRUNK, HOPEFULLY."
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
Anyhow. He gives me orgasms and cuddles and buys me dinner and alcohol. Ill keep him around and cross that other girl bridge when we get there ha ha
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