I'm getting very good at recycling my hook ups. So even though i'm having more sex... I'm the same amount of slutty.
Yes! I like to call that picking from the buffet!
i think she is mad at you for trying to take a shit in the back seat of her car
i walked toward the cop car thinking it was the liquor store lights nd by that time it was too late to escape the trap
I've been meaning to ask you. The first night in the city did we do key bumps with a suicidal homeless man? My memory is fuzzy
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
I went out as a member of the house of Gryfindor and came home as Snooki
He passed out in the car on the way to the party. Seabiscuit tripped before the race even started....Lil bitch....
I will sleep with anyone I have to to make sure you don't get deported
Her husband thinks she's banging me and nothing is going to change his mind so I told her we might as well just bang and make him right
I'm getting a collar when he gets back in to town! That's like the bdsm equivalent of getting his class ring!
She said I had a really great aura. Which I think is hippie code for "I bet you can give me a mind melting orgasm"
to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
I really need to stop sending pussy pics if I'm going to be running for state representative in November
I mean she did throw a tantrum because you wouldn't let her suck your dick
my night went from a boring school play to hotboxing a car with 3 criminals
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