That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
Over it. He probably jacked off to bible verses last night. I don't want that
Dude...I'm drunk from Wednesday stilll.
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
Sorry for scaring your son with my drunken animal impressions
this year's halloween challenge: make audrey hepburn go from classy to slutty drunk
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
Oh my god please beg your father to turn the car around so you can possibly get laid by a knight at medieval times.
what kind of one night stand wants to walk you home in the morning? whole diff kind of walk of shame.
Pre-chapter meeting quote: "Why is there a bun literally taped to the shelf? That doesn't even make sense when you're drunk, who does that?"
At least he finally released me from his spooning oven of death...
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
I was alternating between saying "yall need Jesus" and "God bless" the entire night
Its not that hard to understand he's my holiday boyfriend, we ignore each other most of the year except on holidays when I give him head
its like probably shouldnt be sending pics of your asshole to strangers who work in the same building as you
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