let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
I told him that he is like a snow storm I never know when he is coming, how many inches I will get, or how long it will last
Planned Parenthood should have gift certificates.
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
If i come home from court on friday.. i'm definitely doing something illegal.
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
made the entire pub sing the british national anthem, puked, rallied, then peed in a telephone booth and have pictures to prove it, taking tourism to another level since 2012.
I AM THERE IN SPIRIT, TICKLING YOUR BALLS
He told me that if I were a guy he'd go gay for me. Honestly don't know how to take that.
She pushed me over. She offered me a shot from her tits. We're good now
I wouldn't even cut tickets or put ppl in jail I'd just hand out punches to the mouth and Liam Neeson throat chops
I'm only wearing socks and eating tuna, don't do this to me right now.
I love the smell of your bedroom. It smells of a mixture of cherries, leather, and unrequited homosexual desire.
You're emotionally mature, right? I said you were.
I have at least four things in my line of sight that have Kermit the Frog on them in my dorm. Does that answer your question?
So this morning when I woke up. I found my refrigerator open and no more food. It was empty, I'm home alone for the week. Where in hell did that food go?
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