that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
Do you know any thirteen year old jewish kids? I'm looking for a party.
the cashier ate half of our fries before she gave them to us so i think it's safe to say they don't do drug testing there
Just saw the guy I slept with last night in a bar. He gave me a high five and kept moving
He doesn't drink liquor so instead of doing a body shot off my belly button he dropped water in there and sipped it out with a straw. Look at my face: =|
I'd google it, but I don't really want my search history to say, "Name for masturbating on a flight."
wait did i hook up with someone in mcdonalds last night?
He asked me for a pic so I sent him a pic of my boyfriends dick.
I just want to make out with him forever
The woman in the flower onesie is claiming she hasn't been drinking.
My left boob kept making random appearances last night.
I feel like I hate him but his dick too bomb to hate completely
I love you even if you are fucked up. If you fall, i'll just get on top of you.
So I remember having an orgasm, but I didn't wake up next to anyone. Your dog is afraid of me. Is this a sick joke?
Nobody cheats on THIS.
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