so explain again why im purple
no
just added God to my list of friends who can only see my limited profile on facebook. its such a relief to know that He can't watch me fuck up my life anymore.
Watching Argentina vs Germany during a wedding on an iPhone. Thank you Steve Jobs.
let's get a trip to cabo together for next spring... they have to have forgotten about me by now
Whiskey + Water + Crystal Lite does NOT = refreshing summer time drink.....
If you hook up with your cousin you will permanently be my favorite person ever.
I five year old is judging me because I just opened a bottle of Sam Adams with my teeth before 8am
I'll always be here to give you immoral support.
There's no point in calling it Big Titties Tuesday if girls with big tits don't get anything special
The only alcohol in the house was a bottle of Sherry. It's like cough syrup that I shotgunned off Strawberry Shortcake's ass.
Are the homeless actually allowed to bathe in fountains located on Main Street in downtown Houston? Can Houston TX be so progressive as to condone public bathing?
GOT MY PERIOD AND AN INTERNSHIP OFFER THIS IS A WONDERFUL DAY
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
Will you skip merrily into hell with me?
tell him if he brings over dinner you might let him see your left boob...or right, whichever you prefer. But under no circumstances do you let him see both...unless he brings a good desert...like coffee ice cream or something
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