Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
So I was just looking through the calendar on my phone seeing what day new years was on & on dec 31st at 9am it says "nude champagne toast". Guess we have to do it.
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
In a world where you don't want your phone to pocket dial your parents at 2 in the morning while you're running around Florida shitfaced, Droid does.
I think I should receive an honorary Heisman... I mean, I did sleep with two of the finalists
I have the money I owe you for auctioning off your black thongs. Best 30 bucks ever spent
i lost his rear view mirror, your phone charger, and my lesbian virginity. 21 isn't shaping up too well so far.
You flooded my bathroom while trying to construct a hot tub. All three of you were completely naked.
I told them the reason I passed out was because of "heat exhaustion." Not from showing up drunk. Good thing this is Arizona.
Your vagina felt like having sex with thanksgiving mashed potatoes. The best kind of mashed potatoes
Can you send me a picture of your dog? I might need to borrow him so I can wear a speedo to a pool party on Friday
We fucked like animals on that lion king beanbag chair that your mom got you for your 10th bday
Baby Shark came on during sex.
She has BABY SHARK on her sex playlist. Who does that?
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