Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
omg omg i just fucked paul. i need to stop doing this kind of thing.
wait, who's paul?
exactly.
I just want to hang out with her.
You're a liar. Why do I have to give you reasons you can't have sex with my mom? I hate you.
I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
I asked what she wanted from Hawaii. She said a baby like Aaden from JK 8.
where am I supposed to find one of those?
I'm a fake celebrity on twitter. I need a life.
And then i had a penis in each hand. It was magical.
he came within less than a minute of me blowing him. this was our second night hanging out in a row. for an almost 30 year old italian man, he is NOT living up to his country's reputation
She just fell in the river. Meet us downstream with the bottle.
I know. You don't know poor life choice until your sitting on the floor of a community bathroom waiting to vomit at 4 am
Drunk me forgot I'm not an 18yr old raver anymore. Adult me is now in pain.
i dont remember how or why, but i now have 3 coupons for a free BJ from Anise stapled to my right arm.
He also told me he would eat mozzarella sticks before having sex with me so I'm mad at him.
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
Tony's mom to him at breakfast: "I found the shirt you wore last night in the bushes this morning."
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