so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
I don't think brook has ever known best
this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
it's a girl!!
That's great, I look forward to meeting her in 18 years
today is my dealer's birthday. i dont know whether to give him the day off or call him saying happy birthday ill take a quarter please
My new apartment is within walking distance of both the liquor store and the chinese buffet. This is either going to be my worst life choice ever or my best.
I'm really sorry I gave you road head last night and made you drive over and break the sprinkler system.
we're going to drop off one of our cars at the police station tonight so we'll be able to drive home in the morning
I had to have my mom pick me up from the party and the windows lock was on so when I went to projectile vomit out the window it wouldn't roll down and it splashed back at my face.
So are you still down for me to come stay with you and just have sex on vicodin all weekend?
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He just remixed a spongebob song with 2 chainz..... Clearly I love him
Oh shit. My drunken car sex is on Google Earth.
When I go to hand him the blunt and he's eating a cookie and responds with "let me hit this cookie"
I just threw up a strange neon green substance. Did I eat a glow stick last night?
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
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