Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
its preseason football. its like non alcoholic beer. who gives a fuck
oh my god, there is an imprint from the nuva ring in the christmas card my mom sent me. merry christmas.
I'm pretty sure that I'm earning a horrible reputation with your friends, but I'm having a fucking great time in the process.
For your information i will be shotgunning whiskey on may 21st.
You had us pull over so you could pee, you proceeded to pee in some random persons front yard while yelling "im not ashamed"
Who is he, asking me if im dtf without a question mark
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Sorry I forced you to take an adderall at 1am and then proceeded to dance to Lose Yourself outside of Qdoba.
It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
Is it socially acceptable to stop at the strip club for the lunch buffet on my way to the airport?
My therapist keeps stopping to ask what 'hooking up' means
ITS ORAL SEX CAROL
It's not even 6 am and I've already told my mom to fuck herself in the face
Found the cure to anxiety attacks.
An orgasm
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
Is there a way to use porn to inspire him to have dirty thoughts? Like the movie Inception except with more lube and orgams?
Randomize
